Saturday, May 17, 2008

Moo moo here, and a moo moo there...







I got this from Yahoo Kids... 
there are lots of Q&A jokes.  

A good way to start your day!  

Q : What restaurant did a cow go to?
A : The Dairy Queen....

Q : What do cows listen to?
A : Moo-sic

Q : What do you call a sleeping bull?
A : A bulldozer

Q : What do you call a place full of ancient cows
A : A mooseum!

Q : What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A : Ground beef

Q : What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A : Lean beef

Q : What do cows get when they are sick?
A : Hay fever

Q : Why do cows wear bells?
A : Their horns don't work

Q : What did one dairy cow say to another?
A : Got milk?

Q : What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?
A : Laughing stock!

Q : What happened to the lost cattle?
A : Nobody's herd

Q : Where do cow's go for lunch?
A : Calf-eteria
 




And here's another interesting link.


Mad Cow Disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."


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