I got this from Yahoo Kids...
there are lots of Q&A jokes.
A good way to start your day!
Q : What restaurant did a cow go to?
A : The Dairy Queen....
Q : What do cows listen to?
A : Moo-sic
Q : What do you call a sleeping bull?
A : A bulldozer
Q : What do you call a place full of ancient cows
A : A mooseum!
Q : What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A : Ground beef
Q : What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A : Lean beef
Q : What do cows get when they are sick?
A : Hay fever
Q : Why do cows wear bells?
A : Their horns don't work
Q : What did one dairy cow say to another?
A : Got milk?
Q : What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?
A : Laughing stock!
Q : What happened to the lost cattle?
A : Nobody's herd
Q : Where do cow's go for lunch?
A : Calf-eteria
And here's another interesting link.
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
